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delxnquent whispered: Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you give me a ride to the club i wanna drop it hella low

turn down for what

kynimdraws:

Needs more laughing bird man

Anonymous whispered: (lil!Jolyne approaches you) Ojisan! Ojisan! Lift me up, I wanna fly!

[KYAAAAAAAAAAA YOUR GREAT GRANDDAUGHTER IS SO CUTE. PICK HER UP AND LET HER SPREAD HER LIMBS LIKE SHE’S ACTUALLY FLYING.]

HERE YOU GO, SWEET PEA!!!!!

bollaxprincipe:

It must be hard for him to hear those words, Caesar could certainly tell. It wasn’t difficult to figure out that this Joseph had moved on with his life, hopefully in peace. But then a friend from the past appeared, and everything seemed unpleasant.

Caesar shifted in his position, growing more uncomfortable with the invisible Stand around him. Along with his hesitation, he was truly uneasy with this situation. What if Joseph decided to listen to him after all? Would Caesar truly have a dishonourable death like this? — No, he needed to trust him…

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❝What would be the point of that? You wouldn’t believe me…❞

It wasn’t death itself that scared him, but it was the thought of being slaughtered by a dear friend. For a while, he tried his best to remind himself that he was still human, but encounters like these made him think otherwise. Perhaps death was really the best option, but he didn’t want it like this.

He’s growing impatient, tired of exerting his strength into his Stand and tired of having to deal with this stranger. At any moment now they would reveal themselves, Joseph was for sure on that. And when they did, he would give them the beating of their life. 

"Didn’t you just ask me to kill you? Any guy who says that is either not sane or has a trick up their sleeves—Huh?" 

It seems the man has no intention of attacking him. If he had, he would have already killed Joseph by now. While the vines made it difficult to throw a punch, he could throw a ripple just fine.Where one would expect to find anger or panic, the man looks mildly uncomfortable. 

"…Just who are you?"

caesarzepps whispered: Smooch!

[HE STILL THINKS THIS MAN IS AN IMPOSTOR—]

magneticcurse whispered: Smooch!Smooch!Smooch!Smooch!Smooch!Smooch!Smooch!Smooch!Smooch!Smooch!Smooch!

[HE STARTS RUNNING TO CANADA.]

meddlesomespeedwagon whispered: SMOOCH!!! SMOOOOOCH!!!!

[Burries his face into his hands.]

jotarocujohs replied to your post: jotarocujohs I heard about your unfort…

You just… Bought me more koi?

YES— NOW GIVE ME A KISS JOTARO!!!